Attention, Mr. Crapface Spambot

snowy cemetery

Is pretty.

Snow!

Well, out with it!

What of his do you have, dammit?!

Sister, please!

Anorexia causes headaches

Don't eat food! Just drink a smoothie and take some Tylenol. Maybe a Tylenol Smoothie?

I did too.

Your IPod was interested in the democratic process.

Giants Fans Love a Parade

Even if it's not starting for another hour or two.

Yes, I Did

Guitar Rock Mint

History.com: Asking Tough Questions of the Historical Record

Monday Night from Pete's Candy Store

Q: What's worse than waiting for the G train?

A: Waiting outside in 25 degree weather for the G shuttle bus.

From Great Power... Comes Great Alimony Checks?

Nassau Ave.