What could it be?

I wonder what is in this big box from amazon.com?

Not kidding.

One small box of crayons.

Easter Peeps

The Green Balloon of Morale

Parade?

Parade!

Clouds on earth.

Extreme fog.

Emails from the future!

If you can't tell from the pic, the section that appeared in my Inbox this afternoon files all of my emails dated: Tomorrow.

Two Years Running, A Cake From Ms. Cha

I Am Unstoppable

This is how much rabbit poop

has accumulated since you cleaned the cage this afternoon.

Attention, Mr. Crapface Spambot

snowy cemetery

Is pretty.

Snow!

Well, out with it!

What of his do you have, dammit?!